Borders
Let me see if I understand all this...
· If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12
years hard labor.
· If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained
indefinitely.
· If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
· If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be
jailed.
· If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never
be heard from again.
· If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be
branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
· If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown
into political prison to rot.
· If you cross the UK borders illegally, you get:
A job
A drivers license
A social security card
Welfare
Food stamps
Credit cards
Subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
And in many instances you can vote
Hmmm.. No wonder England is known as a soft touch country.
